AMERICAN IDOL 3-21-12

Ok I finally picked a favorite. It's Jessica Sanchez. Great look, great voice. And I don't think there's ever been a Hispanic American Idol! VOTE 5709!

DANCE MOMS...MIAMI BEACH 3-15-12

• THE PYRAMID- I love that Makenzie could care less! Nice to see Maddie back on top where she belongs. Christi stop complaining about who Chloe has to compete against... get over it.
• HOLLY- You are out of control... And everyone know's the only reason you came back, is because you're under contract. It has nothing to do with taking the high road, or teaching your daughter anything. The only thing you taught your daughter, was how to look foolish.
• NIA AND THE TRIO- One of Paige's best qualities, (when she's not forgetting routines) is that she blends well. Her technique and skill level is good enough to dance with Chloe/Maddie, without being a distraction. Nia however, is not. Her legs are bent, her toes aren't pointed, and she's sloppy. I do however, think she has great potential, as all these things are fixable. But she would not fit into this trio, and Holly looked ridiculous.
• CHRISTI- You are just like a bullying mean girl. You intentionally pushed Holly into interrupting class, (just like you did with Jill) knowing what the outcome would be.
• SOLOS- Maddie was great, Chloe was a sloppy mess. Her turns were all over the place, and her timing was way off. And Nia froze. And I blame her mother. She missed a practice, and her outburst in the studio left Nia an emotional wreck. When will these mothers learn.
• MELISSA- When will you stop letting these mean moms bully you? i only have one word that describes you. Doormat.
• CANDY APPLES, JILL AND KENDALL- Cathy would like Jill to think she has corrected all of Kendall's technical problems in 15 minutes. Oh if it were only that easy. As we all saw Kendall performing, making the same mistakes. Cathy's tutilidge didn't work out as she planned..... I don't see Jill/Kendall at Candy Apple much longer, despite Cathy's attempts to romance them. Jill has bigger plans.
• GROUP DANCE- Adorable!
• CHRISTI AND CHLOE- I don't see Chloe being as innocent as they would like us to think. I see alot of her mother in her. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• THE COMPETITIONS- I don't think these competitions are real. I think they attend, and perform for the cameras only. It's disappointing to realize there's no reality in your favorite reality show.

CHALLENGE BATTLE OF THE EXS 3-14-12

I'm sooo happy Johnny & winey crazy ass Camilla are going in the dome! And thank you CT/Diem, for sending Mark & bat crazy Robin in with them! SEND CAMILLA HOME! WA WA WA WE HAD TO GO FIRST!

PERSONAL THOUGHTS

I've been bored outta my mind after taking a few sick days, and decided to spend the evening watching Whitney Houston movies, and listening to her finest music. It made me realize, just how much our lives can change as a result of just a few choices. Be careful when you are making life decisions. And remember how much those choices will affect your life.

TI AND TINY.... The Finale 3-11-12

Though this season didn't offer much in the way of drama, it had that "feel good effect" of many shows from the 60's/70's. Kind of the black modern day version of "Father Know's Best", or "Leave It To Beaver". Yes, TI reminds me a little of Ward Cleaver. A real family man. The only difference is, I don't think Ward had a gun obsession, and I don't think June enjoyed an occasional X indulgence. Hence the modern day version!


Unfortunately, I don't think this show has enough substance to be picked up for another season.

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE .... FAILURE TO LAUNCH 3-11-12

"Failure To Launch" is the perfect name for this task. And it's becoming more and more apparent each week, that Mr. Trump determines the outcome before anyone steps foot in the boardroom.

This week, he was so obviously disappointed in the men's team for not utilizing the Andretti name. Actually, he seemed a little embarrassed. And the Donald isn't doesn't handle embarrassed well.... So despite the men's team once again pushing for a Ferrigno dismissal, Andretti's fate was a no brainer. But you also don't want to anger Mr. Trump. Especially if you are a losing project manager who defy's The Donald's request to bring back two team members. Bye-bye Mr. Corolla!

So the embarrassed, angered Donald fires two people. A tough lesson learned. I'm not sure what he seemingly likes about The Hulk, personally I can't understand a word he says. He seems to just want to flex his muscles and never really has much to contribute.

As far as the women's team, even though Debbie Gibson was the project manager, it was once again the Aubrey O'day show. This chick is fiercely creative, intelligent, and extremely outspoken. I see her winning this game..... That's my Celebrity Prediction.

BASKETBALL WIVES ... TRASHING 3-12-12

Appropriately titled. As that's what this show's all about. A group of black women fighting & trashing each other. And taking their basketball player ex's money, and parlaying it into more money.


No substance whatsoever. It's kinda like watching a boxing match. Fun to watch, but there's no message.

AMERICAN IDOL THE FINAL 12 ....3-07-12

I just can't seem to connect with any of these finalists.... Except for maybe the Asian guy. And he def isn't strong enough to win. I'm gonna try REAL hard next week! Remember the chills we got when Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood sang? .... I'm just not feelin it! And I miss Simon! Jen's too nice, and Steven Tyler's just too old. I'm not even sure if he's always awake.

THE CHALLENGE BATTLE OF THE EXES 3-07-12

Well it was nice to see "Bridezilla" Diem finally happy instead of the Prozac Poster Child. But she really had "crazy eyes" during that wedding kiss. Kinda creepy!

But even more creepy was Emily & Camilla's racist little skit.... Did they really do that? I'm still in shock. And I'm not easily shocked.... And is anyone else sick of Emily always blaming her ignorance on her religious-cult like eerie upbringing? I wanted to slap the black right off her racist, creepy face! BLACK FACE! REALLY? And how does Camilla get a free pass? It was her sloppy drunk idea! She's a hot mess!

So we have to wait yet another week to find out whether CJ & Diem have the good sense to throw in Team Mark or Team Johnny, or if they will be cowards. When will these people learn? If you are not in Johnny's close-knit alliance, it's just a matter of time before you're gone. He's slimy, but he plays a smart game. The only way CJ/Diem will see the finals, is if they form an alliance with Team Paula/Dunbar, or Team Tyler/Emily. (if they return) Tic...Tic...Tic

DANCE MOMS.... SHOWGIRLS 3-06-12

Words cannot describe the disgust I feel for this episode. Did Christi really make Chloe put on that horrible "meat costume", and allow Cathy to make an idiot of both of  them? This is a woman who claims that she is her daughter's only supporter, thus feeling the need to protect her from the "cruel world!" By disrespecting her coaches, bullying the other moms, cursing, backstabbing, and degrading everyone around her. But in the end, she's hurt her daughter more than Abby, Maddie, or anyone else ever could. Ignorance is bliss. SMH  

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE 3-04-12
HOW MUCH IS THAT CELEBRITY IN THE WINDOW?


Well since The Donald lost two women in a row, he had to create a task to end their losing streak! And he was able to do so while promoting his daughter Ivanka's clothing line. A win-win night for the Trumps!


Much to the objection of the self proclaimed fashion expert Teresa, Diane became the project manager for the women. It didn't take long to figure out why Lisa previously told the Miss Universe to sit back and look pretty. Thus, the women's team once again became "The Aubrey Show!" Not gonna lie, that chick's got moxie! And unlike most of the women's team, she's smart, and seemingly very creative! The only smart move Diana made in this entire task, was denying Debbie Gibbon's request to model. "We need to target a younger demographic" Lmao.


The men's team was led by the scatterbrained George. But the men's team is very organized, and do a great job utilizing it's talents. And they have a very diverse group of talented men. Unlike the women. Except for Lou. He just seems to get in everyone's way. "You're just so big"


I actually thought the men should have won. But in the end, Ivanka chose the women. (what a surprise, since the entire task was created for a women's team win)


George was fired, as he was the project manager. No drama, no excitement. Watch out Mr. Trump, soon you will see no ratings.....

JERSEY SHORE-"THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE"3-01-12

Not gonna lie, this show's starting to bore me....Never thought I'd say this, but I need some good ole' Sammie/Ronnie drama!

Since Mike seems so hell bent on Giani knowing of his alleged Snookie smush, I'm saying do it & get it over with! I'm sick of the whole subject! She did it, she didn't, whatever. Who cares at this point?

Another thing that annoys me about this show is hearing their boss bitch & complain all the time! Can you imagine how much money he's made from exploiting everything from this show? With all the "DTF", "MVP" & "GTL" tshirts & booty shorts he sells in one summer, along with the publicity he gets from the show? Really dude, be thankful!

And is anyone else totally creeped out by Pauly's stalker? I think there's more to come from this chick.... We can only hope! The shore needs some action!

The Challenge-Battle Of The Exes.... "Tainted Love"  2-29-12


Just when I thought MTV was delivering it's first G-rated show, Paula and Ty decided to heat things up! And, damn, they are steaming! But Ty, I gotta ask, have you thought about what Paula's gonna look like in 20 years?


Camiilla behaved this week. What a shame. Bat crazy bitches make for such good TV! And Johnny took narcissism to a new level. Now he walks on water. But they did dominate.


Mark and Robin-Mark, you're just too old for these challenges dude. Something in your eye? Really? Might be glaucoma.... Now Robin's been fairly quiet. But trust me, she's gonna crack.


Aneesia & SheMan-I honestly don't remember her name. Obviously I won't miss her.


Emily-You need to get over this grudge thing with Paula. Obviously she's not the only one who wants you gone. Get over it. You're being annoying as hell.... While Paula obviously didn't get the ball, she DID get something else that you want. Ouch!


CT & Diem-Wow! This chick is losing it! Watch out CT, she's crazy enough to sabotage this whole game. You need to get over it! It was 6 years ago! .....he's just not that into you girl!


Next Week's Prediction: Based on ability or lack of, Mark & Robin go home next. Probably a good thing. Robin's about to pop and Mark's about to drop!

"DANCE MOMS" Runaway Mom 2-27-12


The Pyramid-Not surprising. Jill lost it-as expected. Nia on top? A little surprising, but mom Holly has been behaving! 


Jill/Kendall (aka Jendall) going to Candy Apple is also no surprise. She wants to hurt Abby, and that's all she's got. Let's wait & see how long she's willing to make that drive to Ohio 3-4 times a week. There isn't enough apple cider & candy apples to make that 2 hour ride any easier.....however, we know she's not leaving the show, since Mr Jendall works for Lifetime.


Melissa's Engagement-Who care's? I just wish she'd stop being such a wimp. It's annoying as hell.


Mackenzie-Love her and love the Mackenzism's! She added some great ones this week! "If I marry anyone, it would be Justin Bieber", "It's not about dance, it's about me!", "I'm emotional", "I'm not telling Abby anything, she's a blabbermouth!" Love you girl!


Nia's Solo-I love Nia, but let's face it, she's not a ballerina! Those bent knees on her side aerials made me cringe almost as much as that orange lipstick they smear on her face. But son't give up girl, you DO have a future in dance, it's just not gonna be ballet! Not gonna lie-ethnic works for you! Sorry Holly!


Candy Apple Studio, Cathy, & Vivienne-Well Cathy certainly knows how to make that Candy Apple grass look green! But I have a feeling there's more than meets the apple of her eye! When I look at her dance moms, they don't always look appy happy...time will tell! And Cathy didn't waste anytime presenting a reluctant Jill with a Candy Apple Dance Mom jacket...lets see if it ever gets worn! And we all know who the unhappiest apple of them all is...Little Miss Vivienne. Good luck girl, I feel ya!


Kendall's Solo-Nothing new. Looked like a typical Abby routine! But girl, that posture is horrible. I can hardly stand it.


Broadway Baby-Obviously gets her hair done at the same place as Mommy! But can she dance?


Wedding Group Dance-Beautiful but typical. Maddie & Chloe were incredible, Mackenzie was having fun, Paige & Nia were 2 counts behind, & Brooke looked miserable. 


Candy Apple's Funeral Group Dance-Great dancers, but I honestly think they use the same dance every week & just change the music.  It's great that Vivienne has some friends to bring to the mix, so she's not the only one not dancing!


Abbyism Of The Week-"Cathy is just a worm!" Well, every rotten apple has a worm!

CELEBRITY  APPRENTICE- MEDIEVAL TIMES


Well it's nice to see a member of the Gotti family being fired, instead of doing the firing! Pow-Pow! I just had to say it.....


It was "The Unreal Housewives of Camelot", vs "Celebrity Joust".  Lisa ran a tight ship, reminding us quite often of her adversity to being interrupted. Penn had a more laid back style of leading, as the men's team usually does. But we've seen what happens when the men get pushed too far, such as last season's psycho, yet comical outburst by a Mr. Meatloaf.... But so far the closest thing we've seen to any drama on the men's side, was Lou Ferrigno's reaction to Penn's suggestion that he might not be as versatile as the other men. We didn't see any green, though I was hoping to. 


On the other hand, I see trouble brewing on the women's team. The beauty queen/former pop star side is seemingly already annoyed with the assertive, outspoken trio of Lisa, Aubrey, & Teresa. Watch out pretty girls, the mean girls have arrived. And I love mean girls. 


But the most comical line of the night unexpectedly came from Mr. No Personality himself, Clay Aiken! ..... When "Mean Girl" Aubrey suggested that one of the "Pretty Girls" be brought back into the board room to potentially be fired, Clay said, "Oh she just doesn't want anyone on here that's prettier than her!" ..... Arsenio laughingly asked, "Are you saying that you think Tia is prettier than Aubrey?" ..... Clay surprisingly responded with "I'm saying that VICTORIA is prettier than Aubrey!" OUCH! You better watch out Clay, you don't wanna mess with the mean girls..... Girlfriend.