Monday, February 27, 2012


"DANCE MOMS" Runaway Mom 2-27-12


The Pyramid-Not surprising. Jill lost it-as expected. Nia on top? A little surprising, but mom Holly has been behaving! 


Jill/Kendall (aka Jendall) going to Candy Apple is also no surprise. She wants to hurt Abby, and that's all she's got. Let's wait & see how long she's willing to make that drive to Ohio 3-4 times a week. There isn't enough apple cider & candy apples to make that 2 hour ride any easier.....however, we know she's not leaving the show, since Mr Jendall works for Lifetime.


Melissa's Engagement-Who care's? I just wish she'd stop being such a wimp. It's annoying as hell.


Mackenzie-Love her and love the Mackenzism's! She added some great ones this week! "If I marry anyone, it would be Justin Bieber", "It's not about dance, it's about me!", "I'm emotional", "I'm not telling Abby anything, she's a blabbermouth!" Love you girl!


Nia's Solo-I love Nia, but let's face it, she's not a ballerina! Those bent knees on her side aerials made me cringe almost as much as that orange lipstick they smear on her face. But son't give up girl, you DO have a future in dance, it's just not gonna be ballet! Not gonna lie-ethnic works for you! Sorry Holly!


Candy Apple Studio, Cathy, & Vivienne-Well Cathy certainly knows how to make that Candy Apple grass look green! But I have a feeling there's more than meets the apple of her eye! When I look at her dance moms, they don't always look appy happy...time will tell! And Cathy didn't waste anytime presenting a reluctant Jill with a Candy Apple Dance Mom jacket...lets see if it ever gets worn! And we all know who the unhappiest apple of them all is...Little Miss Vivienne. Good luck girl, I feel ya!


Kendall's Solo-Nothing new. Looked like a typical Abby routine! But girl, that posture is horrible. I can hardly stand it.


Broadway Baby-Obviously gets her hair done at the same place as Mommy! But can she dance?


Wedding Group Dance-Beautiful but typical. Maddie & Chloe were incredible, Mackenzie was having fun, Paige & Nia were 2 counts behind, & Brooke looked miserable. 


Candy Apple's Funeral Group Dance-Great dancers, but I honestly think they use the same dance every week & just change the music.  It's great that Vivienne has some friends to bring to the mix, so she's not the only one not dancing!


Abbyism Of The Week-"Cathy is just a worm!" Well, every rotten apple has a worm!