The Challenge-Battle Of The Exes.... "Tainted Love" 2-29-12
Just when I thought MTV was delivering it's first G-rated show, Paula and Ty decided to heat things up! And, damn, they are steaming! But Ty, I gotta ask, have you thought about what Paula's gonna look like in 20 years?
Camiilla behaved this week. What a shame. Bat crazy bitches make for such good TV! And Johnny took narcissism to a new level. Now he walks on water. But they did dominate.
Mark and Robin-Mark, you're just too old for these challenges dude. Something in your eye? Really? Might be glaucoma.... Now Robin's been fairly quiet. But trust me, she's gonna crack.
Aneesia & SheMan-I honestly don't remember her name. Obviously I won't miss her.
Emily-You need to get over this grudge thing with Paula. Obviously she's not the only one who wants you gone. Get over it. You're being annoying as hell.... While Paula obviously didn't get the ball, she DID get something else that you want. Ouch!
CT & Diem-Wow! This chick is losing it! Watch out CT, she's crazy enough to sabotage this whole game. You need to get over it! It was 6 years ago! .....he's just not that into you girl!
Next Week's Prediction: Based on ability or lack of, Mark & Robin go home next. Probably a good thing. Robin's about to pop and Mark's about to drop!
"DANCE MOMS" Runaway Mom 2-27-12
The Pyramid-Not surprising. Jill lost it-as expected. Nia on top? A little surprising, but mom Holly has been behaving!
Jill/Kendall (aka Jendall) going to Candy Apple is also no surprise. She wants to hurt Abby, and that's all she's got. Let's wait & see how long she's willing to make that drive to Ohio 3-4 times a week. There isn't enough apple cider & candy apples to make that 2 hour ride any easier.....however, we know she's not leaving the show, since Mr Jendall works for Lifetime.
Melissa's Engagement-Who care's? I just wish she'd stop being such a wimp. It's annoying as hell.
Mackenzie-Love her and love the Mackenzism's! She added some great ones this week! "If I marry anyone, it would be Justin Bieber", "It's not about dance, it's about me!", "I'm emotional", "I'm not telling Abby anything, she's a blabbermouth!" Love you girl!
Nia's Solo-I love Nia, but let's face it, she's not a ballerina! Those bent knees on her side aerials made me cringe almost as much as that orange lipstick they smear on her face. But son't give up girl, you DO have a future in dance, it's just not gonna be ballet! Not gonna lie-ethnic works for you! Sorry Holly!
Candy Apple Studio, Cathy, & Vivienne-Well Cathy certainly knows how to make that Candy Apple grass look green! But I have a feeling there's more than meets the apple of her eye! When I look at her dance moms, they don't always look appy happy...time will tell! And Cathy didn't waste anytime presenting a reluctant Jill with a Candy Apple Dance Mom jacket...lets see if it ever gets worn! And we all know who the unhappiest apple of them all is...Little Miss Vivienne. Good luck girl, I feel ya!
Kendall's Solo-Nothing new. Looked like a typical Abby routine! But girl, that posture is horrible. I can hardly stand it.
Broadway Baby-Obviously gets her hair done at the same place as Mommy! But can she dance?
Wedding Group Dance-Beautiful but typical. Maddie & Chloe were incredible, Mackenzie was having fun, Paige & Nia were 2 counts behind, & Brooke looked miserable.
Candy Apple's Funeral Group Dance-Great dancers, but I honestly think they use the same dance every week & just change the music. It's great that Vivienne has some friends to bring to the mix, so she's not the only one not dancing!
Abbyism Of The Week-"Cathy is just a worm!" Well, every rotten apple has a worm!
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE- MEDIEVAL TIMES
Well it's nice to see a member of the Gotti family being fired, instead of doing the firing! Pow-Pow! I just had to say it.....
It was "The Unreal Housewives of Camelot", vs "Celebrity Joust". Lisa ran a tight ship, reminding us quite often of her adversity to being interrupted. Penn had a more laid back style of leading, as the men's team usually does. But we've seen what happens when the men get pushed too far, such as last season's psycho, yet comical outburst by a Mr. Meatloaf.... But so far the closest thing we've seen to any drama on the men's side, was Lou Ferrigno's reaction to Penn's suggestion that he might not be as versatile as the other men. We didn't see any green, though I was hoping to.
On the other hand, I see trouble brewing on the women's team. The beauty queen/former pop star side is seemingly already annoyed with the assertive, outspoken trio of Lisa, Aubrey, & Teresa. Watch out pretty girls, the mean girls have arrived. And I love mean girls.
But the most comical line of the night unexpectedly came from Mr. No Personality himself, Clay Aiken! ..... When "Mean Girl" Aubrey suggested that one of the "Pretty Girls" be brought back into the board room to potentially be fired, Clay said, "Oh she just doesn't want anyone on here that's prettier than her!" ..... Arsenio laughingly asked, "Are you saying that you think Tia is prettier than Aubrey?" ..... Clay surprisingly responded with "I'm saying that VICTORIA is prettier than Aubrey!" OUCH! You better watch out Clay, you don't wanna mess with the mean girls..... Girlfriend.
